Archive | March 2012
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No, I’m Not a Lesbian, I just like Girl Dates
Girl dates are awesome! They are definitely better than real dates. I would much rather spend time with one of my girlfriends then with some guy I may or may not be interested in who may or may not try to get into my pants. Girl dates are just so much more reliable. It is […]
Ten Reasons my Mother Could Never Work for the CIA
1. I don’t even know if my mom has ever seen a gun in her life let alone shot one. 2. She drives like a grandma! Every time we get in the car it’s, “no you go ahead, and you too sir” it takes years to get anywhere! And somehow she still manages to run […]
Prostitute from the Seventies or just a Bridesmaid?
I have been a bridesmaid three times so far (yes I am painfully aware of the fact that this means I will never get married) and every time has been a unique experience. The latest of these weddings’ most memorable aspect was the bridesmaid dresses. The first wedding had an atrocious bridesmaid dress (a forest […]
Let’s Throw Mud on Ourselves and Call it Relaxation!
Going to a spa is an interesting experience to say the least. The atmosphere of forced relaxation is just the tip of the iceberg. There are the people who work there, the other customers served there, the weird social expectations and interactions, and the treatments themselves that cause for an awkward albeit relaxing time. The […]
Thoughts of an Aspiring Writer 